3 things you won't know till you read them:

1) i met someone that i think i'm going to like! (she is 26, super cute and friendly, and likes to drink tea)

2) we are hanging out next week! (she has a projector in her house for BIG SCREEN movies!)

3) last night i hung out naked in my private hot tub!! (it was very nice)

that is all.

Something I do a lot:

Contemplate suicide.

I think about ways to do it. And there are a LOT of ways.

I think about reasons to do it.

I think about when to do it.

I think I eventually will do it.

About that last post...

I'm feeling much better today and that bit about the scene kids seems rather juvenile. So, I'm sorry.

But I still hate kids.

In other news, today I broke a vibrator. IN HALF.

That is a first for me.